This particular joke won an award
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>for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:
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>A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer
>and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
>turn.
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>When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
>The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in
the
>glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
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>The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
>Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London.
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>When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
>the days when we drank together.
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>The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
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>The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
>He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
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>One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
>notice and fall silent.
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>When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
says,"
>I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
>condolences on your great loss. "
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>The man looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
>he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" ..
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>" The only thing is
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> I just quit drinking!!!